From The Onion's sports department, excerpts from the Top Ten:
2. Ohio State: Have more experience beating teams in its conference and losing to teams in the SEC than any other squad
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5. Michigan: Did we say fifth? Sorry, we meant 53rd; didn't mean to be insufferable arrogant pricks about it, the way Michigan fans were back when their team was any good
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10. Wisconsin: Powerful offense; fast, gambling defense; would be ranked higher if it weren't for lame "Jump Around" celebration, annoying marching band
Friday, September 5
Big Ten clubs in the national rankings
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