Monday, April 27

Pulling out my hair

This Indians season, thus far, is beyond frustrating. I don't even know what to say about it. Nothing's working. No facet of the team is performing. Any time two of the three aspects of the club show up, the other loses the game. We haven't gotten one single fucking break all year long. Mark DeRosa, Jhonny Peralta, Cliff Lee, and Fausto Carmona are destroying the FCF fantasy team. Everything bounces the other way. CV Bucknor makes us get Mike Lowell out three times to record one out. Nothing drops for us. Everything drops for them. We're routinely called out on strikes on balls a foot outside of the zone. This is killing me. I can't even enjoy the Cavs. I'm glad I didn't see any red sox fans wandering around my neighborhood tonight tonight because I'd want to punch every single one of them in their smug fucking faces. It's 95 goddamn degrees in late April. I want to hit something. I hate baseball.

4 comments:

Bucko said...

The CAVS better make it to the finals at least, or we are all going to kill ourselves. I haven't even watched a complete Tribe game. I can't stand watching the Red Sox's either. I fucking hate Kevin Youklis's batting stance, it bugs the hell out of me for some reason. By the way Travis Hafner still has not earned the name Pronk from me. I initially gave him a P, but I'm taking it back now.

Andy said...

Hafner's OPS is .959 - I think he deserves to keep the P

Ernest said...

Red Sox fans are even more annoying than Yankee fans because they are simultaneously arrogant AND insecure. That is, they still exhibit a persecution complex stemming from the "curse" yet they're also really cocky from having won 2 world series titles in the last 5 years. It's the worst of both worlds. God I hate them.

Nick said...

Red Sox fans are even more annoying than Yankee fans because they are simultaneously arrogant AND insecure. That is, they still exhibit a persecution complex stemming from the "curse" yet they're also really cocky from having won 2 world series titles in the last 5 years. It's the worst of both worlds. God I hate them.Plus at least 50% of them that you see outside of the Boston area became Red Sox "fans" in the last five years or so. Somebody needs to lay the smackdown on these clowns.