WTF?

Wait, so now Kellen Winslow still gets paid (minus 1/10 a game check in fines, whatever) but still isn't playing? That'll show you, K2! That's really the worst-case scenario for the Browns organization; pay the guy, look bad, and lose one of your best players. Well played.

I'm hard-pressed to name another profession where you can publicly disrespect your boss, still get paid, and not work. That's the life!

Note to my boss, if you're reading this: not serious. I'll be in Monday, ready to work!